HALL
OF SHAME

📖 Pooch of
the Month JUNE 2026
Scotty
Scotty
WHITE NOISE — DON DELILLO
A monument to intellectual laziness. DeLillo spent years crafting a meditation on death, consumerism, and modern anxiety. Scott spent that time not reading it. He arrived with opinions anyway. They were wrong.
⭐ THIS MONTH'S HONOREE
★ SCOTTY IS THE POOCH OF THE MONTH ★ ★ SCOTTY IS THE POOCH OF THE MONTH ★ ★ SCOTTY IS THE POOCH OF THE MONTH ★ ★ SCOTTY IS THE POOCH OF THE MONTH ★ ★ SCOTTY IS THE POOCH OF THE MONTH ★ ★ SCOTTY IS THE POOCH OF THE MONTH ★ ★ SCOTTY IS THE POOCH OF THE MONTH ★ ★ SCOTTY IS THE POOCH OF THE MONTH ★ ★ SCOTTY IS THE POOCH OF THE MONTH ★ ★ SCOTTY IS THE POOCH OF THE MONTH ★ ★ SCOTTY IS THE POOCH OF THE MONTH ★ ★ SCOTTY IS THE POOCH OF THE MONTH ★
⚔️ PUNISHMENT ⚔️

Each disgraced Pooch is condemned to a live 60-second plot summary before the group — followed by open interrogation. ❌ NO NOTES, NO PHONES ❌

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THE LEFT HAND OF DARKNESS · LE GUIN 100%
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The Left Hand of Darkness — Ursula K. Le Guin
Le Guin built an entire world, a language, and a philosophy. Michael couldn't be bothered. 286 pages stood between him and basic literary credibility. He looked at those pages and chose himself. Truly a failure of historic proportions.
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